August 2012
21 posts
“Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.” —Dorothy Parker, “Résumé”
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.” —Dorothy Parker, “Résumé”
- The compliment every white guy in a movie has given his movie girlfriend: Wow.. you.. you look great.
